Every Saturday afternoon, we go to lunch after skating. Yesterday was no exception. Stephanie (Olivia's coach), Debbie (A skating mom), my mother and I were in attendance. We talk about a whole list of things from skating to ailments to relationships. I was talking about starting back at the playhouse when Stephanie asked me about Luke. I explained that he and I have not spoken since July, despite my efforts to attempt to salvage our friendship. This then led into Debbie and Stephanie saying that I just need to have sex. They explained to me that I should have sex with him. "Be aggressive about it and get it. Get down and dirty. Just do it." Debbie then turns to me and asks "You're not still a virgin, are you?" Forgetting that my mother was sitting across from me at the table I say "no" and go on with the conversation. I end up with two pats on the arm from my mother and a "Wow, you said that in front of your mother. I'm proud" from Debbie.
What...the...hell.
I know that my mother has had an IDEA about this, but I never confirmed it for her. Until yesterday.
Wonderful.
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